An American lawyer has accused his opponent of using a busty woman to distract him in court.
Thomas Gooch wouldn't believe the big-chested beauty who was sitting next to him was really a qualified paralegal and accused Dmitry Feofanoy of placing her there to help him win the case.
Pope Benedict XVI has shut down a monastery in Italy after a former lap dancer performed there.
The holy one took action after nun Anna Nobili - who used to be a striptease artist - twirled around a crucifix as part of her new religious routine and was also unimpressed that celebrities such as Madonna had visited the 500-year-old place of worship.
A study in Canada has found that women are more attracted to men who rarely smile.
According to research by the University of British Columbia females are more sexually attracted to brooding bad boys than happy-go-lucky lads.
A pastor was set alight in South Africa by people who accused him of using a magic penis to sleep with women.
Nine men and three women aged 28 to 50 will appear in court in Mpumalanga on charges of murder and arson after Albert Malwane was burned to death.
Alex James hosted a lunch at the world's longest picnic table in the UK.
The 'Blur' rocker teamed up with MasterCard to enjoy free food with over 350 other picnic-lovers at the table which covered 90 metres of ground.
An American woman stabbed her boyfriend for going to the toilet too much.
Mary Ramos, 46, said she slashed her man in the face and chest because she thought he was meeting a naked woman in their flat's communal bathroom.
Convicted of drunken driving in 2012, she's not supposed to be drinking at all -- and she's subject to random breathalyzer tests.
The Michigan woman was given one the day after St. Patrick's Day and passed. But then Colleen allegedly wrote about it on Facebook:
"Buzz killer for me, I had to breathalyze this morning and I drank yesterday but I passed thank god lol," she wrote, according to Local 4 news.
The eyes of the law were apparently upon her Facebook page, so she was called in for a urine test, which can detect alcohol in the system from up to 80 hours previously.
She allegedly hung up.
She's due in court later this week and faces up to 93 days in jail for violating her probation, according to The Huffington Post.
But that problem appears to have been solved here, as a security guard at Forsyth Barr Stadium in Dunedin, New Zealand has his arms wrapped around... well... let's just say he has his arms wrapped around a streaker in a way so complete we don't even have to censor this photo.
Pip (that's not him pictured) was supposed to be the next in a long and storied line of psychic animals able to predict the outcome of sporting events.
But Pip may be looking for a new career, as my colleague Andy Campbell of the Huffington Post reports -- because he FAILED to predict the winner of a simple soccer match over in the U.K.
Better watch out, Pip... some people bet money on that match, and something tells me they're hungry for goat stew.
Police in Lakewood, New Jersey, say 31-year-old Jermaine Jones smoked some cocaine and then found himself riding around on a tricycle at an apartment complex. By the time officers arrived on the scene, he had allegedly abandoned the tricycle and was sitting (still naked) under a stairwell, where he was chewing on glass and tobacco, reports David Moye of Huffington Post Crime.
That would certainly explain matters.
He was treated for cuts in his mouth at a local hospital and charged with disorderly conduct and being under the influence.
See more of Jones as well as this week's other alleged dumb criminals in my new gallery, This Week in Weird Crime.
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But if you've ever wondered just how weird you are when compared to your fellow screwballs, well, here's your chances to get some answers.
It's the Weird News Quiz from my colleagues at The Huffington Post, which you can take right here to get some answers.
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